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The Lost Kingdom

19th September 2022 jonwakeham Leave a comment

Slap bang in the middle of the Dark Ages a small kingdom existed in north Herefordshire and south Shropshire. There…

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Long, hot summer

10th June 2020 jonwakeham Leave a comment

At George Floyd’s funeral ceremony a veteran civil rights campaigner who had worked with Martin Luther King Jr remarked that…

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Diary of a Tory backwoodsman – Part 3

4th January 2019 jonwakeham Leave a comment

Monday 24th April 2017 On the way to The House I stopped for a skinny hazelnut macchiato at Starbucks. I…

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New Year Goals

1st January 2019 jonwakeham Leave a comment

The first day of the year, and I am trying to remain positive about what is coming up. Rather than…

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Dominic Raab – the ultimate incompetent

13th November 2018 jonwakeham Leave a comment

I recently saw a T-shirt advertised with the following wording: There are 2 types of people Those who can extrapolate…

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Filed under: Brexit, Dominic Raab, Dunning-Kruger Effect, trade

The Last Great Englishman – Part 2

16th October 2018 jonwakeham Leave a comment

Sunday 23rd April 2017 I woke up to find the GLW in bed with me. She had a hand inside…

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The last great Englishman – or diary of a dimwit

13th October 2018 jonwakeham Leave a comment

I came across this diary by chance. Perhaps it is fictional, or maybe it is the genuine thoughts and actions…

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Filed under: backwoodsman, Diary of a dimwit, fictional diary, Last great Englishman, Tory 2017 General Election

The Time Machine

20th August 2018 jonwakeham Leave a comment

Looking at the demographics it seems clear that one group who voted disproportionately for Brexit was those over 55. And…

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The Great Experiment

17th August 2018 jonwakeham Leave a comment

I was discussing what may happen in the future with a still convinced Brexiter. He maintained that we couldn’t know…

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The Official Leave Campaign and ‘The Facts’

15th August 2018 jonwakeham Leave a comment

I have analysed some of the Official Leave leaflet before, but the time is ripe for a proper dissection of…

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